The leap forward & backward

That's what is happening lately in Malaysia. Frogs leaping everywhere from one side to the other and even back. But to name them frogs would be demeaning to frogs the world over. I would rather call them toads. Not sure, but toads seem to be of a class lower than frogs. Of course, the latest phenomena due to King of Toads himself who has been credited with carrying the biggest Toad Coup years ago in the Land Below The Winds. Remember also a toad with outrageous sideburns & moustache? This thus started the culture of hopping around. You see, these guys are really good at doing their job of hopping here and there. So much so, they are kept busy from doing other things they said they would do when we they ran around fishing for support.

So after the great leap forward somewhere last year, the King of Toads has been drumming up his leaping act with deadlines after deadlines. Basically, His Majesty made a joke out of himself. And this time it serves him right since he has finally bitten his own bullet or 'hop-pill'. Literally, it is padan muka! But this doesn't mean I support all this hopping. The act is morally despicable. They can say anything about 'forming a strong toad-kingdom' but the fact remains that these toads lack integrity and cannot be trusted for anything as simple as throwing the garbage out. They themselves are basically garbage!

And did I mention the King of Toad (some say he's involved in unnatural sexual acts) has now been dethroned by an aristocrat bald Toad? But beware that these latest acts may not be taken lightly and some punishment may be meted out in another 3-4 years! Oh yea..... some fun days ahead! Happy Toad Leaping!

*** The above story is pure fiction and has no resemblance to reality. Any similarity in character, events or toads are deeply regretable. And I mean no harm or discrimination to toads (or frogs).