Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The magical word

This was a classical description of the word which I have read many many years back. Apparently, George Carlin, a famous stand-up comedy was the first to describe the word in this manner. And now, an Indian 'professor' put a new twist to it! Well... this Indian fella is not really a professor but is a "spiritual atheist" (whatever that means), goes by the name Osho.

The Wave Song (With Lyric and Sing along) - MrBrown Show Production

Funny song on the Singapore floods.... first floods in 50 years, but 3 in a month!


Ooooooooh woooooooh hohoho
Ooooooooh woooooooh hohoho
Blame your mother, blame your father
Blame the season, blame the maker
See the waters, down in Orchard
Lucky Plaza, basement flooded
We have a big longkang
Our drains should be Number One
But when the freak rain come
In the end we still lan lan

So we say

When I eat horfun,
I saw the rain come I call PUB,
they never call me back
I think they damn slack
I think they damn slack
I think they damn slack
I think they damn

When I drink Horlick,
I saw the rain come I call PUB,
they never call me back
My car in void deck
I can't find my cat
My underwear wet
And there it goes

Ooooooooh woooooooh hohoho
Ooooooooh woooooooh hohoho
Say it's garbage, say it's blockage
Say it's bad luck, that drain got stuck
PM say don't, unrealistic Singapore can't, be zero flood

Time to buy sampan
Don't park in Basement One
And when the freak rain come
Why this song so Cheena one ?
So we say When I eat horfun,
I saw the rain come I call PUB,
they never call me back
I think they damn slack
I think they damn slack
I think they damn slack
I think they damn

When I eat chee cheong fun,
I saw the rain come I call PUB,
they never call me back
My car in void deck
I can't find my cat
My underwear wet
And there it goes
Ooooooooh woooooooh hohoho . . .

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Fringe Season 2 Preview

The much awaited Fringe Season 2 is finally showing on TV. Catch it now on NTV7 Sundays at 8.30pm.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

E-Census

New word invented by the Statistics Department? Eccess???Just did the E-Census... wuz a breeze. Except that occassionaly the form changes to BM and I had to again click on the "English" link. Otherwise it was quite easy and I get to print out the filled up form.

Initially was a bit irked, whent the enumerator replied that he'll do the e-census and all I need to provide him was my name. What a sham... all this 'tidak apa' attitude is making the whole census exercise a half-baked one. Nevertheless I insisted on doing it myself and he provided me the ID for logging in. Completed it within few minutes. First time I did a banci. Maybe 10 years ago it was done by my parents lah when I was still in KL. But now I'm doing it on my own.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Paul's take on the next general elections


As a friend of mine remarked, "Even Paul knows the right choice... why can't Malaysians?" Well... we should really consider getting Paul's real expert advice! Not that Pakatan is much better but BN definitely deserves a bigger kick for it is getting arrogant again. They still haven't learnt their lesson yet.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Slogan... only slogan

As expected, no response yet from MBJB regarding the opened manhole on the road near my apartment. It's already more than 1 week since I've reported the incident via their 'E-Aduan' website. Proof that nothing has changed in the government... as hopeless as ever. "Rakyat Didahulukan, Pencapaian Diutamakan" is just plain slogan... We know who are the one "didahulukan" and what is "diutamankan". Unfortunately, it were not and still are not the "rakyat" and "pencapaian".

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Olivia Ong's "You and Me"


Taking a trip down memory lane
Things have changed One thing remains
That they will always have each other
And even though those days have gone
They know here is where they belong
Theres some kinda magic in the air

Feel the warmth
That only summer breezes can bring
Sweet little notes of spring begin
Nothing to fear

Taking one step at a time
Walking hand in hand
1 2 3 4
Cheek to cheek
And theyre learning How to do that dance
Let this love be forever more they say
I wish for this, to be true for you and me

Holding her close he leading the way
Out at the park Enjoying the Day
And you can tell theyll be ok
Feel the warmth
That only summer breezes can bring
Sweet little notes of spring begin
Nothing to fear

Taking one step at a time
Walking hand in hand
1 2 3 4
Cheek to cheek
And theyre learning How to do that dance
Let this love be forever more they say
I wish for this, to be true for you and me

Taking one step at a time
Walking hand in hand
1 2 3 4
Cheek to cheek
And theyre learning How to do that dance
Let this love be forever more they say
I wish for this, to be true for you and me
To be true for you and me
To be true for you and me
You and me
You and me